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Ode to Spell Checkers

 I have a spelling checker
 I disk covered four my PC.
 It plane lee marks four my revue
 Miss steaks aye can knot see.

 Eye ran this poem threw it.
 Your sure real glad two no.
 Its very polished in its weigh.
 My checker tolled me sew.

 A checker is a blessing.
 It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
 It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
 And aides me when aye rime.

 Each frays comes posed up on my screen
 Eye trussed too bee a joule.
 The checker pours o'er every word
 To cheque sum spelling rule.

 Bee fore wee rote with checkers
 Hour spelling was inn deck line.
 Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
 Wee are not maid too wine.

 And now bee cause my spelling
 Is checked with such grate flare,
 There are know faults in awl this peace.
 Of nun eye am a wear.

 To rite with care is quite a feet
 Of witch won should be proud,
 And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
 Sew flaws are knot aloud.

 That's why eye brake in two averse
 Cuz Eye dew want too please.
 Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
 This soft wear four pea seas.